How desperate do you need to be to spend $800 on a sex doll? You could pick up a cheap hooker for a fraction of that, not that I have ever done that kinda thing... really..

Sure, I get the sexcitement of having a fuck doll in your closet that you could bang anytime you got horny. But seriously, going to a bar and buying an ugly girl that looks like a man is a lot cheaper than buying this particular sex doll!

This is how you can tell she has had too much to drink.